Funny nepali jokes / Rajesh hamal
Normal people are challenged for Ice bucket challenge.
Only Rajesh dae is challenged for lava bucket challenge !!
Maria and her panties,,
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned
$20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just
wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart,
I took them off!" - See more at:
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six apples but seven cats...
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
