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"Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"

Funny Nepali Jokes 

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk 

bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches,

 so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"

 Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"

 The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches!

 You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

What do you get when you do that?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

I will eat that pussy

Funny Nepali Jokes

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"