माल भन्दा याद आयो

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२ जना साथी हरु गफ गर्दै थिए ।

पहिलो साथी (केटीलाई देखाउदै)- हेर त क्या sexy माल जादै छ 

दोश्रो साथी- अ साँच्चि माल भन्दा याद आयो ,भाउजुको हालखबर के छ नि

बच्चा and धोती पसले

बच्चा (धोती पसलेसँग): अंकल ! गोरो बनाउने क्रीम छ ?
धोती पसले: छ !
बच्चा: तेसो भए लगाउने गर् न साले ! दिनदिनै तर्साउँछ !! 

The sexy father and son.

Son : Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl.
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is naturally bummed out; but a couple of months later : 
Son : Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!
Father : That's great son. Who is she?
Son : It's Angela, the other neighbour's daughter.
Father : Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and son was so mad, He went straight to his mother crying.
Son : Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!
The mother hugs him affectionately and says : My love, You can date whoever you want. He isn't your Father..!!

भ्यागुता र ज्योतिष

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ज्योतिष: तेरो जीवनमा एउटी राम्री च्वाँक केटी आउनेछ अनि तेरो मुटु चोरेर लानेछे…..!!! .

भ्यागुता: (खुशी हुँदै) त्यो केटी कहाँ भेट्छु त मैले ……??
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ज्योतिष : Biology को Practical Lab मा ….. .

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