TEACHER AND A KID

Teacher: How old iz ur father???

Kid : He iz 7 years

Teacher : What?How iz this possible

Kid: He became a father only when i was born

GANESH

Ganesh ji ko 2 wife thyo

Riddhi & Siddhi

Aam aadmi ki 1 wife hoti hey

Woh bhi Jiddi

I Love You

Funny Nepali Jokes 

शेरेले एउटी केटीलाई I Love You भनेछ

केटीले एक झापड हानेर भनी- "के भनिस् ?"

शेरे(रुँदै): जब सुन्दै सुनिनस् भने झापड किन हानिस् ?"

गोरो बनाउने क्रीम छ ?

बच्चा (धोती पसलेसँग): अंकल ! गोरो बनाउने क्रीम छ ?

धोती पसले: छ !

बच्चा: तेसो भए लगाउने गर् न साले ! दिनदिनै तर्साउँछ !! 

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पत्नि : छोरा म लान्छु

पति : छोरा मैसँग बस्छ

पत्नि : वा रे वा ठेकी मेरै
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दुध पनि मेरैं ईत्ति दही के मिसाको थेउ 

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"Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"

Funny Nepali Jokes 

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk 

bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches,

 so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"

 Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"

 The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches!

 You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

What do you get when you do that?

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”